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Apparently, sea swimming in Iceland makes one horny

According to Reykjavik.com these girls should be pretty up for stuff.... PIC Haags Uitburu

According to Reykjavik.com these girls should be pretty up for…. stuff. PIC Haags Uitburu

We just had to share this. According to a website dedicated to Reykjavik city and published by Icelandair one can get horny by going sea-swimming in the cold waters in Iceland.

That is probably the most stunning news team Total Iceland has heard since a man first landed on the moon. We immediately requested an interview with the three foreign ladies responsible for the content of Reykjavik.com website of Icelandair but to no avail.

Now, why the national airline hires three foreigners to write a sexy blog about the capital of Iceland is beyond us. Probably some fancy marketing but that is beside the point. The point is that we have never ever heard of anyone getting out of freezing waters with A) a massive boner or B) swelling clitoris.

It is actually almost impossible to get excited in water filled with dirt and around zero degrees. For the body compacts when very cold to preserve heat and protect the organs. The male member usually shrinks to nothing in much cold which explains why men often lay low after a cold spell.

But perhaps we are wrong. Perhaps there is some kind of aphrodisiac in the waters off Reykjavik city.

Who knew swimming in cold seas could make all the difference in your sex life?

Who knew swimming in cold seas could make all the difference in your sex life?

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