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What Beyoncé and Jay-Z did wrong in Iceland

Of course they had fun over here but they also missed out on most everything. PIC twitter

Of course they had fun over here but they also missed out on most everything. PIC twitter

These past couple of years it seems not a superstar worth its salt has not made a trip to Iceland for fun and pleasure and vice-versa. Doubtless Jay-Z and Beyoncé the biggest of the lot as they ventured around this past winter.

We´ve been getting some inquiries about trips “along the lines of what Beyoncé and Jay-Z did” from a few people. We´ve turned them all down. Reason being, those two could hardly have spent time here in Iceland in a worse way than they did.

did not get but the tiniest sample of the beauty of this place

From what we know from media those two did the Blue lagoon, a heli-ride, visited Skogarfoss waterfall and did snowmobiling beside doing their thang in the most expensive country cabin found in this country. A cabin filled with heads of dead animals the rich owner has killed for fun.

Let us be clear. No one needs to visit Iceland to go snowmobiling or doing the dirty in a mountain cabin. That can be done in more luxury for much less price much closer to home. The Catskills anyone?

A heli-ride over beautiful parts of the country is naturally very nice. But the view is kinda limited to whiteness. Apart from a flight over the volcanic rift, not known if they did that, Iceland in winter is just white and little stands out.

Which means those two superstars, we believe are very smart people themselves, got taken for a ride. In a country where they could easily have visited towns and villages without so much as a wink from locals they did not. That must be a favorite among people that cannot go much anywhere without being hassled and followed and whatnot.

They did not see much of the capital or any inhabited place for that matter. They stayed in a rather boring spot in their classy cabin. One of few spots in this country where there is little remarkable to see through the windows.

Et cetera and et cetera. The superstars did not get but the tiniest sample of the beauty of this place. For such superficial shit please turn elsewhere. We like our customers to get more. Lots more.

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