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XXX Reykjavik Iceland

Prostitution is illegal in Iceland but as elsewhere is exists underground.

Got a stiffy you need serviced in a jiffy? Well then Reykjavik Iceland is probably not the place. Whilst prostitution exists here like elsewhere in this world it is deep underground and not very accessible for tourists.

There is no red light district in Reykjavik or Iceland for that matter and never has been. Even gentlemen´s club are kinda hard to find any more although those places were popular here a few years back.

Basically two bars offer some kind of girl shows for horny tourists. One is Strawberries in Laekjargata street in downtown Reykjavik and the other, Goldfinger, is found in nearby Kopavogur town. Neither one can keep a candle to fancy places in big cities but if tits and ass is your thing and you have money to spend those are your options.

Should you care to plan ahead you can always try the number one dating site in Iceland. Einkamal.is is frequented by locals and here you can meet ladies and men of all ages in case love is what you´re after.

Elsewhere you will have to rely on your looks and wits.