Iceland wants to be your friend (but only if you have money)

T he mad men behind a new campaign to promote Iceland, Iceland wants to be your friend, have gotten loads of attention and accolades for a great idea. Too bad the idea is as hollow with superficiality as Boris Johnson is with brain cells.

You see, most foreigners only see what the tourist industry wants them to see and the tourist industry is naturally, only are after your money. Too bad the campaign corresponded with tourism officials complaining in local papers about this place being too cheap. Only “dirt-poor” tourist were entering this unique country and even bringing their own sandwiches along for the ride!!!! Iceland should be aiming for affluent tourists only and close the doors on those unfortunate souls  .

We only mention this because team Total Iceland believes this place is so special it should be easy for EVERYONE to enjoy. Not just foreign fat cats, most of which are guilty of paying no taxes anywhere and treating their workers like shit.

Don´t believe us? See how long Iceland is your “friend” if you arrive here with empty pockets.

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